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A Judge Judy Gem: “UHNOWAY!”

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:01:27 -0500

A Judge Judy Gem: “UHNOWAY!”

Judge Judy Confirms That She Is Fierce

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:58:41 -0500

Judge Judy Confirms That She Is Fierce

No, you’re a costume.

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:32:47 -0400

No, you’re a costume.

My February 2012 interview with Funky Dineva.

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 12:42:00 -0400

My February 2012 interview with Funky Dineva.

All hail Divino Niño Honey Boo Boo Jesus!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:37:25 -0400

All hail Divino Niño Honey Boo Boo Jesus!

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Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:22:00 -0400

I watch this Jackie Beat/Roseanne video whenever I want a...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 18:33:37 -0400

I watch this Jackie Beat/Roseanne video whenever I want a guffaw. Problem: when I google “Jackie Beat Roseanne,” the Roseanne episode where her sister Jackie gets beat up by her boyfriend always comes up. Alas…enjoy.

What LOL’ing mother of three doesn’t enjoy a good...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 17:55:42 -0400

What LOL’ing mother of three doesn’t enjoy a good “puci” eatin’ sesh?

Just a regular August afternoon in the Castro. This man should...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 17:52:02 -0400

Just a regular August afternoon in the Castro. This man should thank me; the formatting for this pic slimmed him down à la Paula Abdul in the Promise of a New Day music video.

Molly Nilsson: “…power ballads and off-kilter...

Sat, 26 May 2012 19:28:00 -0400

Molly Nilsson:

“…power ballads and off-kilter dance-pop carried by the commanding, almost Nico-like ominousness of her voice. Synthetic, darkly romantic, and full of grandiose swells, her songs are likely to sound self-consciously 1980s without reminding you of any artist in particular.”

Listen to: Hey Moon (which was subsequently covered by John Maus.)

Watch her perform I Hope You Die. Not what you think: I hope you die by my side/The two of us at the exact same time. Repost if you like; she does this all by herself on her own label.

she’s like some mix of michelle pfeiffer and a. jolie, no?...

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:21:19 -0400

she’s like some mix of michelle pfeiffer and a. jolie, no? she a fucking lion face. i think this is the kind of late eighties star i would have been. somewhere between like here and solo-career belinda carlisle. both of them were in the same kinda b-minus-list category as paula abdul and Allannah “black velvet if you please” Miles.

Midler don’t front.

Fri, 25 May 2012 21:50:06 -0400

Midler don’t front.

speaking of

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:21:00 -0400

speaking of

strolling organizing cleaning in a vintage oversized gray/light charcoal Lord & Taylor linen...

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:12:51 -0400

strolling organizing cleaning in a vintage oversized gray/light charcoal Lord & Taylor linen men’s oxford. Meant for a lady though buttons on the left. Reminded me of Meryl Streep when I bought it. did i purchase from @scoutLA @joeygrana?

#screenshotsonlygaysandjewsappreciate

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:59:00 -0400

#screenshotsonlygaysandjewsappreciate

Dislikes:

Wed, 09 May 2012 22:45:00 -0400

weak chins

"Asked where she had gotten the diamond-and-gold bracelet she was wearing she said, ‘I asked..."

Wed, 09 May 2012 22:42:58 -0400

““Asked where she had gotten the diamond-and-gold bracelet she was wearing she said, ‘I asked this Jew guy on Diamond Row in New York to make it.’””

- Whitney Houston via Vanity Fair

Jenny Craig spokeslady Carrie Fisher, in NYC looking thick....

Mon, 07 May 2012 13:48:00 -0400

Jenny Craig spokeslady Carrie Fisher, in NYC looking thick. I’m less intrigued by her weight-gain than I am by the fro-yo/cigarette combo.

I found out the hard way: all washes do not take care of...

Sun, 06 May 2012 14:15:47 -0400

I found out the hard way: all washes do not take care of feminine odor.

“…supermodel Linda Evangelista told a court Friday...

Sun, 06 May 2012 14:11:00 -0400

“…supermodel Linda Evangelista told a court Friday she can still command about $100,000 to walk a runway, though her career has slowed since its 1980s and ’90s heyday.”