No, you’re a costume.
All hail Divino Niño Honey Boo Boo Jesus!
I watch this Jackie Beat/Roseanne video whenever I want a guffaw. Problem: when I google “Jackie Beat Roseanne,” the Roseanne episode where her sister Jackie gets beat up by her boyfriend always comes up. Alas…enjoy.
What LOL’ing mother of three doesn’t enjoy a good “puci” eatin’ sesh?
Just a regular August afternoon in the Castro. This man should thank me; the formatting for this pic slimmed him down à la Paula Abdul in the Promise of a New Day music video.
"…power ballads and off-kilter dance-pop carried by the commanding, almost Nico-like ominousness of her voice. Synthetic, darkly romantic, and full of grandiose swells, her songs are likely to sound self-consciously 1980s without reminding you of any artist in particular."
Watch her perform I Hope You Die. Not what you think: I hope you die by my side/The two of us at the exact same time. Repost if you like; she does this all by herself on her own label.
she’s like some mix of michelle pfeiffer and a. jolie, no? she a fucking lion face. i think this is the kind of late eighties star i would have been. somewhere between like here and solo-career belinda carlisle. both of them were in the same kinda b-minus-list category as paula abdul and Allannah “black velvet if you please” Miles.